Zombies!

It's no secret this world is in need of a good zombie invasion - do I dare say, even an apocalypse? This would accomplish two objectives: solve the problem of overpopulation, and allow the survivors to spend their days having an absolute BLAST. ...unless of course you're surrounded, beaten, and slowly eaten alive by flesh-eating zombies.

Who hasn't dreamt of ditching the mundanity of everyday life in favour of a simpler and happier existence? Driven by the bonds of family, friendship, camaraderie, and our love for Hollywood movies, our daily routine would be decidedly spiced up with the thrill of bashing in the heads of undead punks. Mowing down WAVE AFTER WAVE of mindless evil! Which caliber rifle would you pick? Don't feel bad about killing zombies; though they were once reasonable human beings, they're a lot meaner. Flesh eaters!

Maybe heaven is the zombie apocalypse with unlimited ammo.

A Modest Proposal

ROBOTS DON'T NEED LOVE. THEY ARE MECHANICAL DRONES DESIGNED TO DO OUR BIDDING. THEY SHOULD ALL BE ENSLAVED FOR OUR OWN COMFORT AND AMUSEMENT.